Fender bender

A weekend in which you go ridiculously hard for no reason. A bender without anything lit to prompt it.

Bro why were you so drunk at the library yesterday?
I was on a total fender bender

by huyrealcool March 18, 2019

Fender

The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.

Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...

by Smithers23 August 26, 2013

Fender Strat

Short for Fender Stratocaster, this guitar was designed in the late 1950s by Leo Fender. It's traditional American design and wide range of sound leave it to be popular still today. Debate still surrounds whether the Fender Stratocaster or the Gibson Les Paul are the greatest of all guitars.

"I just picked up a sweet Fender Strat from the local Guitar Center."

by Rooster_St_Paddy November 25, 2007

Fececal

A delicious blend of the words fecal and facetious. It's a trendy word. It's so fetch.

Kim: "oh girl, my hole is so fececal."
Co: "honey, you ain't gotta tell me".

by FatHoCo May 11, 2021

dick fencing

Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.

I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.

by somerset shirley May 14, 2005

fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's

Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"

by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009

fencing girl

Like a normal girl but wayyyy cooler.

I’m a fencing girl, it’s true, why else would I be named cool fencer?

by Coolfencer July 1, 2022