ass fearer

A male who fears anal sex with another male of his gender, possibly due to his own surpressed homosexual urges.

" Come and get some, or are you too scared you big ass fearer, you!?"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

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Farp

Fuck a rubber plant

Fuck. A. Rubber. Plant. Farp

by That chickkkkkk October 12, 2010

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farpelsnaps

a word you can say when your high and drunk at the same time without swearing

aww farpelsnaps dude...Mark is hitting on my wife to be

by farpsnapkrack123 December 22, 2010

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Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012

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rational fear

1. Something big, hairy, and scary. (No, dude, not your penis...I said big :-) ) that can ACTUALLY happen to you, as opposed to an irrational fear.
2. Something not physically scary, but mentally terrifying yet very real...like an "aw, shit" moment.

Examples of rational fears:
That 90 pound Rottweiler that's about to latch onto your ass like it was a big, meaty, steak.

That 15-year old girl's father after he found out you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.

Worrying that you're gonna flunk geometry because you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart August 12, 2016

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