Fattoo

An overweight, shouty, obnoxious, tattooed mother of equally loud, naughty kids. Usually with henpecked, obedient husband in tow. Husband still dresses like a teenager. The Fattoo still dresses as she did when she was 10 stone lighter.
Vest tops, tattooed arms on show, bangles and bracelets, fat legs.

Asda is full of Fattoos on a saturday afternoon.

What's that noise? "oh that's the Fattoo next door shouting at her kids again.

by dstacey102 October 12, 2017

fattynooblife

the username of that dumbass fucktard currently typing this.

(aka:me)
But don't underestimate my sexual ability.
You've never known anything like me.
Maybe you can come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook.

bruuuuuh I heard you with Sarah last night you livin' that fattynooblife

by fattynooblife October 18, 2017

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

Fatty thing thing

A person with a deliciously large butt

Damn!! That girl got that fatty thing thing

by ROBG1872 May 20, 2020

fattyo

a nice way to describe a dad bod

Hey fattyo, what’s for dinner?

by turdmuffin8 September 16, 2020

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020

FatTV

The year is 2019. The YouTube community was getting stale... All hope was lost until a man set out on a quest to revive the sight. He climbed mountains and travelled across the land in search for the Crazy hamburger, as it was the only hope YouTube had left. After years of searching, he finally found it

The man took a bite. His body started to expand and his skin started to turn green. That's not all, he gained superhuman strength plus the ability to change into any superhero at will!

With this new power, FatTV went on to make YouTube a more enjoyable place, with actual good content

You ever heard of FatTV? He's the YouTuber who made the crazy hamburger video

by Lyingcorn December 8, 2020