fanterbate

To masturbate only by imagination. Without pornography or live action sexual actions.

After catching a glimpse up Kelly's skirt in class Jim fanterbated about it alone in his closet.

by svidrod June 8, 2004

Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

Fattercakes

A offensive term used against fat women.

Originally used for fat pancakes. (Pancakes with chocolate and other unneeded sweets)

Did you see that chick Keith took home? What a Fattercakes.

by Kyrsea August 15, 2010

Father Shamus

The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.

D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!

by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004

Farterrupt

Farterrupt: the act of interrupting a conversation by farting.

I just farterrupted the shit outa some guy talking with an explosive fart.

by Fronzz December 17, 2010

farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

fatera

Fatera means a beautiful, exotic goddess. shes amazing in all ways ,and in all areas (physically , mentally, sexually) . She's out spoken, has a strong belief system. An educated , strong woman .Many will love her but few will understand her . She is one of a kind just like her name .

Fatera is so mysterious .
Fatera is like a stallion ,you just can't tame .

by Fatera J June 18, 2018