When you take a shit and think you are done. Within 15 minutes you are back on the crapper shitting again. Not to be confused with diarrhea.
When I got up this morning, I had a nice crap, but when I was just about out the door I false bottomed.
by upsat1976 July 2, 2009
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1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"
2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"
2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"
by False Friction September 8, 2005
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Much of the time the word and definition are not a word or definition at all. They're
A. Something about sex.
B. Something about how much they hate religion.
C. Something racist.
D. A conjunction of words without an understanding of phonetics or language or
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Much of the time the word and definition are not a word or definition at all. They're
A. Something about sex.
B. Something about how much they hate religion.
C. Something racist.
D. A conjunction of words without an understanding of phonetics or language or
E. Something that makes not even a modicum of sense but get's posted anyway because some people want to express themselves with nothing creative, original or intelligent to express.
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