A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 20, 2006
Get the south ender mug.A record or song so irritating, grating or terrible that it is nearly guaranteed to clear out any group of people from any given space.
Lamont put on Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, the ultimate party ender, when he'd had enough of pretending he liked these people in his house.
by Andrew Mudd July 17, 2007
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An event being ended pre-maturely due to too much alcohol being consumed causing the people to become rowdy or pass out and the crowd to leave earlier than they would have otherwise.
Sue: "How was the party last night?"
John: "It started out alright, but shortly after the beer bong got brought out, it was beer-ended. Thought there was going to be some blood shed"
Sue: "That sucks"
John: "It started out alright, but shortly after the beer bong got brought out, it was beer-ended. Thought there was going to be some blood shed"
Sue: "That sucks"
by All the names have been taken March 5, 2008
Get the beer-ended mug.The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
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10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
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10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013
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