Dutch cuffs

On long-sleeve button-down shirts, cuffs obtained by rolling or folding the sleeves above the elbow.

compare: french cuffs.
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Dutch Blowdart

When one farts into their hand as if performing a cup of cheese, but rather than opening the hand over someone's face, one presses their lips to there thumb and index finger of the fist and blows the fart in a targeted direction.
My girlfriend thought I was gonna give her the cup of cheese, but I faked her out and hit her with a dutch blowdart
by Shoop0311 September 25, 2011
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Dutch Kitchen

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 04, 2009
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Dutch Car

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
by Skip Leo February 06, 2009
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Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.
A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.
by J. Con June 11, 2007
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Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 19, 2010
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Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 01, 2011
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