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Duesseldorf Scheisswaffel

Duesseldorf Scheisswaffel:

When one buys used undergarments in online auctions, then wets them, and sucks out the stains when they arrive.
"Wow, that's some Duesseldorf Scheisswaffel!...She must have been a large girl!"...
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DudeSkiBroSKiBro

A thought that concurs after another thought of an intellectual human with intelligence beyond admirable capacity
Random guy : Dude... i really want some chicken nuggets.
Intellectual : (Inner Voice) That sounds indubitably amazing...DudeSkiBroSKiBro
by Yeetus Deletus123 June 14, 2022
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dudes

A generalization of men, particularly ones that can get along very easily without any drama.
"Those dudes look pretty sharp." or "What's up dudes?" An example of two dudes would be girl friend's brother and her friend
by McGriffCrimeDog July 3, 2022
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Dudeseph

One of the 12 tribes of "Dude," including any and all of the appropriate relational branches of "The Dude," "El Duderino," etc, whom you identify as one of your fellow tribe, for whatever reason.

Like many other tribes, this kinship can create some strong bonds. Membership requirements, and requirements in general, are...abiding, and otherwise quite a bit relaxed by comparison, not dissimilar to a Ralph's Value Club Card membership.

*Note: A strong mutual disdain for unauthorized urination on living space centerpieces (particularly the soiling of prized sectional throw rugs), may be shared at some point in the formation of this bond, but this is not required.

Ancient lore (Duderonomy 1:1) suggests that after parchments had become oversaturated with "bro" and its variants, (including considerable usage of "Broseph") relevant edicts were...you know, "edicted" or whatever is done, and then here we are, more or less...

*For a more cursory understanding of the origin, find yourself, at various points in your life, somehow in the same room with both a flood of ancient scripture and the Mr. Lebowskis of this world and you will be within landing distance of this airport.

*For a considerably thorough tribal history, see the historical works of Dudesephus.
"Nice rip! My Dudeseph just crushed it right into valet parking!!"
"thx Dudeseph!" (original usage)
by anonymous July 8, 2022
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Dues dues

Shut up before I hit u with da dues dues
by Big 40 September 7, 2022
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Dukes

Simply put Dukes and dawns is Florida hood Terminology for up for a small ass and a fat ass, see a Duke is a reasonably sized ass and , DAWNK is that type of fat ass that makes you look twice the type of ass that is like Beyoncé times eight that is a DAWNK.
Some girls have Dukes and some girls have dAWNKS.
by Uaeio November 30, 2022
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Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS)

When sucking dick gets old, dudes yacking suckies will leave you fulfilled beyond your wildest fetishes.
Chelsteenith, are you tired of giving that quickhead? Go watch the Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS) down at the sevum ellebum.
by Creedmore December 23, 2022
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