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Joe Dork 

A guy who is tall and lanky with twigs for arms, a big forehead, and lacks style.
I can't believe Sarah is with Joe Dork.

His style and fashion sense is so Joe Dork.
Joe Dork by GustosDad February 3, 2010
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Son Of Dork 

A British pop band started by James Bourne after his previous band, Busted, split up.

The members of this band consist of James Bourne, Danny Hall, David Williams, Steven Rushton, and Chris Leonard.

They came out with one record, titled "Welcome to Loserville" that was released November 21, 2005.

They produced two singles, "Ticket Outta Loserville" and "Eddy's Song."

They are no longer officially together, David, Chris and Steven having left the band.

"Have you heard that new song called Ticket Outta Loserville?"

"The one by Son Of Dork?"

"Yeah! It's awesome!

"Dude! I love that song!"
Son Of Dork by Lindsay!@! January 21, 2009

Band Dork 

Someone who loves band more than anything and practically lives in the band room. They are usually in marching band and live for competitions and think football games are only for their halftime performance. And they are actually very cool people! *wink wink*
Band Dork by colorguardgirl3 January 5, 2005

Dingle-Dork 

From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".
Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"
Dingle-Dork by Robert Wicker October 29, 2007

Sprechen Sie Dork? 

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".
Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?
Sprechen Sie Dork? by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005

Whale Cock (Dork) 

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
Whale Cock (Dork) by Dr. Know April 7, 2005
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