Someone who loves band more than anything and practically lives in the band room. They are usually in marching band and live for competitions and think football games are only for their halftime performance. And they are actually very cool people! *wink wink*
From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".
Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"
A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".
Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?
1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.
2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'
2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'