doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof

Referring to food only spelling it backwards. Typically used when your with your boys.

Tom: Let’s run over to Taco Bell for a nice doof sesh!

Henry: Nah man, I had that 2 days ago... still shitting

by jimbo bobby james November 2, 2018

Doodooicide

When you shit yourself in public and people see

"Did you hear, Johnny committed Doodooicide yesterday during the assembly"
"Yea I was there, he had to waddle all the way to the bathroom, it took the janitor over an hour to remove the stench"

by DeckTheHallsBrubby January 18, 2019

doodoo

a kid friendly alternative to what the fuck

my friend: my dog took a shit in my bath.
me: what the doodoo ¿?

by yourmomsidehoe March 18, 2019

Doodo

A person who’s at the absolute top of the food chain in your circle of friends.

Damn, she is a doodo...

by Mhmmmreallyyy? May 10, 2019

Doodoo

The thing salty 12 year olds will scream at you when you do anything bad or you beat them

12 year old: YOUR SO DOODOO
other 12 year old: no u

by Craakin May 16, 2019

doodootrashgarbage

Being bad at fortnite

Omg your so doodootrashgarbage.

by Hit THat Y E E T April 2, 2019