Dive

Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.

The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*

by SteVader January 18, 2006

a five dive

When fists insert the anal cavity.

Sheila is great at taking a five dive.

by Einahpets19790853789 April 22, 2018

Diversion

facebook.com

facebook is the best diversion since myspace.

by FluxCapacitor9 April 1, 2009

diversitized

the act of being diverse, mixing it up a bit

i listen to all kinds of music, i like to keep it diversitized

by T-Dizzo August 25, 2007

divershity

When your government brings all the crap from other nations into your country and thinks you should be happy about it.

Couldn't get a doctors appointment for three weeks, thank god for Divershity

by JAGULL1965 July 15, 2019

bog diver

Similar to muff diver only less pleasant.

Put your snorkel on, its time to go bog diving.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

dune diver

A slang term for middle eastern people.
towelhead

Man, i saw that video of that dune diver with dynamite strapped to him, then BOOM!

by crippledcrispy September 25, 2010