The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013

The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

by Skulker September 6, 2020

dilly dally

an inlstrument used for self pleasure, or for pleasing others

"I walked in the room and Rufus was gettin it poppin with the dilly dally"

by Hector678 March 5, 2010

dilly

Australian word for dildo

Awww yeah mate, look at Sheila taking that 12 inch dilly up her arse.

by Uhh, Jerry July 23, 2009

wang dilly

A large dick that is slightly flaccid. Not all the way erect.

ahh look at my wang dilly :(... Sarah! Cum make him hard again!

by PMaster November 15, 2004

dilly

dumb and silly put together.

"That girl's a dilly bitch right there."

by Mugsy November 4, 2004

Dicey

The act of bullshitting about mechanical feats.

"I heard that Dave has a 8 second quarter mile car, sounds Dicey to me"

by WF March 11, 2003