deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019

tre deuce

.32mm pistol

fill ya stomach wit rounds from my tre deuce

by jgrizz September 1, 2003

deuce bomb

a shit

Lemme call you back, I gotta go drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003

Pump a deuce

to have a bowel movement; to shit

Would you be mad if I pump a deuce at your place?

by Ponny Ponz August 27, 2006

the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

by Trogdor June 3, 2003

Deuce of Clubs

A pair of fists.

I'm gonna lay my deuce of clubs down on you.

by Osha February 19, 2009

Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011