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Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.
by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016
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Seven Deuce

The worst hand in the game of taxes holdem poker.
Me: I Fold...

Jerry: You couldn't even call my blind?

Me: Yeah i git dealt seven deuce off suit
by JJMacAttack April 14, 2017
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Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.
1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.
by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019
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Phantom Deuce

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.
by juvas juice November 14, 2012
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beut the deuce

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".
Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"
by Marben April 18, 2008
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bang a deuce

Other ways of saying it: Banging a deuce, bang out a deuce.

Excuse me guys, I got to go bang a deuce.
by Rick0307 September 20, 2006
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take a deuce

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.
by daynads July 2, 2009
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