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Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.
After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.
by juvas juice November 14, 2012
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n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.
by Berg & Chris March 01, 2005
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