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Dallas Downer

This is the act of having great sex only to realize you are still in Dallas, Texas.
When our company visited Dallas, Texas for the conference, we had dinner at the Sizzler on last night and I ended up hooking up with our hot waitress; we had great sex and then everything was ruined when I realized I was still in Dallas. Thus I experienced the 'Dallas Downer"
by Austin Love November 10, 2009
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Dallas

A stupid freshman who thinks HE is all that Because he pierced his own lip and now its infected, and he thinks he is da shit because he listens to My chemical romance, Hello! they are like so 3 years ago!
That kid is soooooo Dallas.

He thinks he so cool because hes a Dallas.
by CINDER3LLA January 3, 2010
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Jesuit Dallas

absolutely fucking bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. surprise, you’re just an entitled asshole with a bad perm. they’re all racist, homophobic, and/or misogynistic and think that girls find “dark humor” funny when it’s really just offensive.
Person 1: You go to Jesuit Dallas? That makes sense.

Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.
by thecolourlavender September 13, 2021
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Dallas Stars

By far the worst team in the NHL. There captain Mike Modano is terrible and hurt. Their fans think they are the greatest. They have a pathetic 2 Stanley Cups. They are the worst team in NHL history and I hope they never win again.
The Dallas Stars lost again and finished their season 0-82-0
by Peeweee March 3, 2007
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Dallas'ed

When on is being cheated, swindled, or mislead in competion in such a way that on never had a chance to win.
Once Gabe realized he was outmatched in the game, he had to resort to Dallasing the competition to save face.

When Danny was winning in a video game, his friend entered a cheat code to come back to win. Danny was sad because he was Dallas'ed.
by dwize February 12, 2010
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Dallas

A word made into a group in Early 2009 starded by a guy and his mates calling a stoned and drunk kid passed out on his floor the kid then went around calling everyone the word then it got quite popular on the night of Mardi Gras in Sydney a group starderd calling them selves dallas with the kid in it claim to be all born with the name in Darling Harbour Playground across from Maccas in the Sand pit.

That night the group travelled all threw the city looking for Weed having there big adventures in Oxford Street biggest Queer area ever and Kings Cross full of Sluts pedos psychos junkys and wogs however threw the whole night they had no luck but however did have a epic time in the process coming across the most strangest fucked up beings that night ended but more Dallas adventures came for the dallas gang.

As word spread threw to West sydney eg Burwood Strathy South Coast like Stanny park and Kiama and even the Sutherland Shire Thursday nights at Miranda Fair the word was said at least a thousands times.

The Word became very quite popular manily used now for kids who go out late have sick times seshing n graf and go on drug hunts anyone who was aganist this in all ways were called Sallads reverse of the word were a group of cowardly fags who whinge and are all usually straight edge kids who think drugs r bad and will kill you which is pretty much bullshit to the dallas kids which are the right ones every kid who is a sallad should probably go die in a hole or shot themselfs between the eyes or chop there balls off (Y) little pansy cunts

The story of Dallas was then made as him being the creator and God being a women when Dallas got lonely and puffed him out when he was smoking cones he told God to create everything then they had sex and had a child which was Sallad. Sallad hated everything about his father and wanted everything to be good and drugs to be illegal and bad it was beleived Sallad was the God of the Police which controls the 50 to be such fuckwit cunts and arrest you just for smoking a simple plant which grows naturally the gronks.

Dallas Lives still today!
Sam-oi Dallas bro have you got any chuff?
Jon-Nah man
Sam-Pills?
Jon-no
Sam-wtf? u serious well do u wanna come for a paint with me n the boys?
Jon-nah man i don't do that shit thats heps dumb n sketcy smoking and pills r for fags anyway i should call the cops on u to put ur asses in jail for doing that dumb shit

Sam-YOU CUNT! BOYS HE'S A SALLAD CUNT LETS FUCKING BASH THE GRONK!!!!
by Loosends69 June 10, 2009
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dallasstars

A word we came up with when we saw a kid Dallas draw stars on his fingers. So whenever we draw stars on our hands we call them dallasstars =D
Why did you draw stars on your hands?
Cuz we saw dallas do it and now we have dallasstars too!
by purplelizardsyum October 17, 2008
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