doucheslice

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

by poiunt June 13, 2010

Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

Dougie Poynter

Dougie Poynter is the Greek-English bass player of boyband McFly.Fit and handsome enough to be compared to the band's hearthob,Danny Jones,he wouls best describe himself as a "dark horse".He comes across as being really quiet,which is nonsense, according to other band members!!Doug is into skating and admitts he took up the bass just because it has 4 strings and is therefore easier than playing a 6-stringed lead guitar!!

Speaker 1:D' ya know who plays the bass in McFly?
Speaker 2 :Oh I think it's that guy,Dougie Poynter

by Dimitra August 28, 2006

Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

gabby douglas

gabby douglas is 2012 olympic all-around gymnastics champion. she is amazing, inspirational and super friendly. she may teach you how ta dougie

gym fan 1: have you learnt how to dougie yet?
gym fan 2: hell yeah! i love her so much
gym fan 1: me too, gabby douglas is such an idol

by gymnast August 25, 2012

Douchenheimer

Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.

Guy 1: Whoa...

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...

Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!

by Guy who knows about douches March 27, 2010

Douglas Smith

Douglas Smith is a Canadian - American actor who happens to be tall , gorgeous , extremely talented and can win the hearts of many girls at the same time. He has been in many movies and is in two bands called His Orchestra and Alaskan Summer. He has captivating bright blue eyes, curly brown hair, a beautiful singing voice that is as smooth as silk, a body of a god, and is pretty artistic. He is pretty tall, and also has an amazing smile that can brighten up a room in an instant. You can often see the man in him even though he has a baby face. He hates paparazi yet enjoys signing autographs.

I wish I could meet Douglas Smith.

uhh, you know he already has a girlfriend named Ashton Lunceford.

Darn :/

by girlnextdoorrr August 6, 2011