Dork

Someone that makes you think about school instead of reality whenever you look at them.

The dork that got mad about his/her head almost exploding when the guy stared at him/her would have gladly been a lifelong student if someone had been willing to pay all of his/her college expenses. The hardass image was just a facade, since he/she thought that everybody acted that way all the time in real life (just like a character from a book or novel).

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019

Dork

A really snazzy and swag person. Everything they do is awesome and cool.

is a compliment so get fucked :))

Josh- "You're such a fucking dork"

Liah- "i know you are but what am i"

by I_am_snazzy October 1, 2021

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Dingo dork

Dingle dork is what a Ass whole male most likely named starr call his stinky dinky friends wife Marsha when she has left the room and hides from company and starts acting weird

Stinky dinky where did dingo dork go

by Starr,s wife November 9, 2021

Dork

Vanessa. just fucking Vanessa.

" Vanessa you're such a dork"

by GAYHOMOGAYSEGGSUALGAY April 29, 2022

Dork

The penis of any type of whale commonly used to describe a sperm whales penis

Hey look at the dork on that whale

by Thewhaleman78 April 5, 2021