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Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.
by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019
mugGet the Danger Dongsmug.

camel dong

when a dude has his pants pulled up or wearing tight pants and you see the dick print
freddy's pants were so high you could see hit camel dong.
by tbaker031685 March 23, 2010
mugGet the camel dongmug.

Dong Sicheng

Underrated Chinese jesus blessing everyone with his musicial also dance talent and insane visual.
He needs more lines.
nctzen #1 ; damn! did you see dong sicheng? he slayed!

nctzen #2 ; yes! he's such an skinny legend!
by givewinwinmorelines November 3, 2018
mugGet the Dong Sichengmug.

dino dong

man.... you gotta dino dong!!!

god damnnn.... that looks like a dino dong
by manster1 July 14, 2009
mugGet the dino dongmug.

yuhao dong

A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. He is smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:

1. straight A*'s
2. strict/rich parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. a hidden gangster/ninja
5. a true artist
6. some that is beyond the level of a origami master
7. good at video games
8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do

also, he is considered a nerd, but more of a cool-nerd type.
Yuhao: hey mum, I got A* in my maths exam!

Mother: Good son! Here is your 10 pound.
Father: Did u get full marks?
Yuhao: FUCK!I only got 98 marks shit, my father is going to kill me!
by The Omnipotent Asian October 14, 2014
mugGet the yuhao dongmug.

Bad dong

"Richard, Greg, what is your answer?"

"We put... bad dong. "
*uncontrollable laughter*

Yes you know what bad dong is otherwise you wouldn't be here
by Pseudonyms I think 🤔 August 31, 2022
mugGet the Bad dongmug.

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.
To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.
by timmay January 17, 2004
mugGet the jelly dongmug.

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