IB Dankness

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)

“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness

by literallystfu August 26, 2019

Stamp that Dank

"Stamp that dank," refers to the giving of the seal of approval to an act or a thing that has achieved greatness, aka: dankness.

This can also refer to the act of sleeping with or having sexual relations with an individual in a way similar to that indicated by the phrase: "Tap that."

This is not supposed to be derogatory, it is designed as a way for women to claim back the terms and phrases used against them by sleazeballs over the millennia.

That Quorn sandwich was really good, I 100% stamp that dank.

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"What did you do last night? I saw you go home with Person..."

"Yeah, they're sick. You know I stamped that dank."

by dank schoen May 2, 2022

thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

dank yank

The act of giving or receiving a badass handjob.

Shaniqua from up the street just gave me a dank yank

by slothizor1 September 28, 2013

off the dank

Used by stoners/bros to describe something very cool.

That plaid visor is off the dank, bradawg.

by criminal_pedophile January 14, 2011

Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes

1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned

by Xx_keith_xX November 23, 2016