Dane Cook

A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."

Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by Sarahjoe January 19, 2009

chookie embra

see chookie edinburgh

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Cook's treat

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.

Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service

by Juicy Steve August 5, 2010

Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

by Danmaj April 21, 2014

cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

by bobned October 17, 2014

CookeMC

A Minecraft YouTuber that is bad at Minecraft PvP and bad at streaming the only thing good about his channel is his editor Blays :)

CookeMC is Bad Minecraft YouTuber
I know right!

by Blays July 18, 2019