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woodward dream cruise

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.
Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".
by Import Lover September 13, 2008
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Cruze

n. as in Ryan Cruze, can be aplied to anything, as long as its something negative.
Ohh man, you really Curzed that one up.

Ahhh, I got Cruze all over me!

Get your Cruze out of my face
by Nolan likes to play Boggle March 19, 2004
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Cruisely

Adj. One that is as crazy or even crazier than Tom Cruise.
Dude, you are freaking cruisely. You cruisely freak.
by Yamo May 27, 2006
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Cruise Cock

The use of your cock during a vacation on a cruise
"I met a girl on the cruise this week. She got the cruise cock!"
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snooze cruise

The act of hitting your snooze alarm so many times that it no longer functions, ultimately causing you to oversleep.
Gary was so tired from workin' that ho all night, that he took a snooze cruise and showed up 3 hours late for work still stinkin'.
by reddogg2 February 6, 2007
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cruise ship

another name for a swinger party
Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.
by pbrgirl September 28, 2005
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cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.
Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.
by PSK480 December 9, 2008
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