crotch dump 

the smell when you take a shit after working out or a sporting event... then you catch the scent of shit and ball sweat...

"crotch dump is the worst thing imaginable"

crotch dump by CFfosho December 20, 2008

crotch gravel 

genital herpes, genital warts, razorburn, and varoius other bumpy growths on ones crotch area.

that guy that tried to hook up with me last night had crotch gravel!!

crotch gravel by Ms. Bitch Plays Rough October 2, 2009

Crotch Hot

1) Food that is so spicy it makes even your crotch sweat.

2) To describe unusually hot weather

3) Used to describe an extremely attractive person

**For those who are inclined to be politically correct, one can substitute C.H.

Man, that thai food was Crotch Hot!
Wow, 100 degrees?? that's Crotch Hot!
Holy hell, that girl/guy is Crotch Hot! Grrrrr.

Crotch Hot by CH Creator April 30, 2011

Crotch Tent 

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

Crotch Tent by Brobacca June 9, 2011

crotch post 

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some

Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post

crotch post by The dominator October 16, 2005

crotch ball 

To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.

Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!

crotch ball by Albizu August 10, 2006

crotch noodle 

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

crotch noodle by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009