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Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed
Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze
by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010
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Loodis croodis

Lorddd honey, I sure loves me some POPEYES chicken.
“Honey, don’t you just loves you some chickens from POPEYES
“Loodis croodis honey! Of course I do know sayin!”
by Dr. Loodis mcFeedis September 1, 2019
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Wally holly nil crookes

Definition: the most beautiful person I have ever seen, she is extremely entertaining (especially when u sit next to her in maths) and never fails to make you laugh. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and you are so thankful to have her in your life. She is the best friend anyone would be extremely luck to have.
Woah that’s wally holly nil crookes she’s extremely awesome at spinning on poles outside food tech!
by Jenny coolio May 14, 2020
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Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.
Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.
by SidLouganis June 9, 2009
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half way crooks

A streetwear label at at 212 Sumner Street, lower level, in Newton MA. Referred to by B-Rabbit in the movie 8 mile, supporting his crew "313" in the final battle against Papa Doc.
Scared to death, you shook, cause ain't no such things as half way crooks!
by nisturm June 3, 2009
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crooked strike

when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.
teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.
by Teryll &+ Charles August 10, 2007
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Crookie

A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc
HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?
by Hatinonthacrookies January 16, 2014
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