Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

Cronins

Used to describe breasts that fall into the armpit area of a woman when she lies flat on her back.

"Dude, check the waggons on that bird!", "wtf dude, they look like they'd be a right pair of Cronins"

by columbo09 December 18, 2009

cooking

In a state of being pissed.

The man missed the start of the movie. He was cooking.

by Durango April 12, 2007

coking

To have a drink of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"

by JR July 4, 2005

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008