Cricketing

The better word for crickets chirping. Screw saying "crickets chirping" that's lame as hell say crickets cricketing.

Guy 1: "Yo dude you hear those crickets cricketing last night?"
Guy 2: "Do you mean chirping?"
Guy 1: "No?"

by JamieMcK05 December 7, 2021

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024

Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 7, 2021

give crickets

When someone you don't like asks you a question or tries to get your attention your only response is silence.

I give crickets to Michelle every time she's in my presence. She's finally taking the hint.

by Tricktionary March 12, 2016

Moon Cricket

Moon Cricket is a website where they post about Cricket.

Moon Cricket is a Cricket information website.

by mooncricket.xyz February 19, 2021

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019