Chocolate covered centipede

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.
" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."
by My name is P December 29, 2015
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Cover girl

To cum on someone’s face and then spit in their face. Then give them the option to rub it in or you yourself rub it in. (Palm meet face)
Stacy: “So I was fucking this guy the other night, he pulled out, came in my face , spat in my face, and then asked me if I’d like to rub it in or if I’d like him to rub it in…he called it a cover girl, said it was a skin treatment.” , I think he was a dermatologist!
by Fhkhue September 23, 2022
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monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop
monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks
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BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.
Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022
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Covered Up

Ray Charles completely covered up John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020
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