Cornswaggle

To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.

I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.

by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009

Cords

A word that can replace nearly any word
Though most commonly used to replace the words "Sup, Hey, Awesome, Yeah, Sweet, Shit, Later"

Also an abbreviation for cordouroys.

Dude 1:"Cords dude"
Dude 2:"Cords man, like my new threads?"
Dude 1:"Bro those are worse than cords"
Dude 2:"Oh cords dude, ill go change"
Dude 1:"Yeah dude."
Dude 2:"Aight well cords man"
Dude 1:"Cords"

by Sylvester the Puddy Tat May 28, 2008

cornschnuggler

leila bates

leila bates is such a cornschnuggler

by anonymous694209917 March 14, 2022

Warm Corpse

noun - when the girl that you're having sex with doesn't really do anything other than lay there and take it. She doesn't moan, shift her hips, kiss/bite your neck, wrap her legs around you, nothing. You're pretty much doing about 100% of the work.

This is normally attributed to virgins who have no idea what sex is or have no clue what to do. Also attributed to girls who, even though they aren't virgins, either still don't know what to do, are too afraid to try and take control, or just don't want to do anything.

Guy A: "Dude, you had sex with that chick from the bar! How'd that go?"

Guy B: "Man, Lisa was a Warm Corpse. Virgin."

Guy A: "Damn. That sucks. Nice body though."

by kloKKed December 18, 2010

Marine Corps

Formed in November of 1775, people like to say Marines are better than special forces.... seeing as there have been many many thousands of dead Marines in our nation's past and about 10 dead SEALS in the past 43 years, it's safe to say Marines are just bait. Great branch to join if you're looking to get out in 4 years with no skill to offer to civilian life

"I enlisted in the Marine Corps after high school"

"Why? You didn't want to have a future?"

by SlovakChlop June 12, 2006

Marine Corps

A Brainwash Camp in the US where multiple subjects (mainly people of color) are brainwashed into fighting for there country with no knowledge of whats happening or what they are fighting for, mainly a pawn in the chess game for the US to control the world and opress the nations.

Did you know the US stole Nazi Scientists who were assigned to brainwash Germany, to make them work for the US to find various brainwashing techniques to control the people, these brainwashing techniques are used to an extreme while in the Marine Corps.

by Kill-A-Pig February 7, 2005

Corpse party

The social event held by an association of necrophiliacs when they luck into the possession of sufficiently fresh and appropriate human remains.

Jim noticed that the back door of the small town mortuary was flimsy and easily breakable; he made a mental note to come back later that night with the rest of the club and have a corpse party.

by Uncle Phil12353 July 10, 2011