A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
Get the Cooder Whipper mug.The larva of the tiger beetle; burrows itself into the ground up to one meter to catch hapless passersby that fall in; is an ugly son of a bitch.
Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.
They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)
Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.
They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)
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A person who kicks pigeons for hobbies. (noun coof- a sound a pigeon makes when kicked)
Pronounced Koo-fer
Pronounced Koo-fer
That boy over there is a coofer
by Natalie W September 8, 2006
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Get the too cooked mug.verb or noun. pronounced cockay blockay, this is "French" for cock block.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.
by vivelerockk07 April 6, 2008
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The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
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