When a person is reenacting an event falsely, they are being "construdent." Manipulating or stretching the truth about an occurrence.
When Britni said, "I have read over 10,000 books this past year." I told her to stop being so "construdent."
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when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"
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n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.
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I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.
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