Condom

The best invention EVER

dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!

by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011

condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes

This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies

by professordavos January 29, 2012

condomplating

-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.

Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.

by CBudd$ November 4, 2012

Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.

Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

condom kid

A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.

Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.

by Condom kids October 13, 2015