Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Christopher ash

Man is a redhead who layes the pipe everyday of the week. Hands down. Man is literally the flash.

Its funny how Christopher ash pipes so many people

by Big chubbs November 9, 2021

Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.

Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh

by JvariousButter September 18, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is a black gay male

"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"

by gorillasinatree November 28, 2021

Christopher

Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby

Christopher , cute and sexy.

by Alicorn11293 November 23, 2021

Christopher Onfroy

Giga Chad boxer who is better than you in everything. He also benches 225 and is better than you.

Christopher Onfroy is a giga chad amazing human being

by Christopher Onfroy July 26, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is the type of person who is selfless. They always put everyone else first before themselves. They are devoted to everything they care about in life and they’re the type of person that gets addicting to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you have the chance to love and to know a Christopher

Wow! Christopher is so kindhearted! I am so in love with him

by iamjustagirlinlove November 30, 2024