chode

a term which refers to having a penis longer in width than in length...

"oh dear johnny, your never going to satisfy the ladies with that chode you got goin' on, you really should by a penis enlarger"

by hayley yates December 12, 2003

chode

A chode is the fin-like flap of skin that connects your balls to your asshole. Because this body part is basically useless, the term has become a synonym for a person who does nothing. When used as a verb, it means to waste time in unproductive activity, especially playing videogames. Also to "chode-out".

SPEAKER 1: "I choded out all night with Ultima Online."
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"

by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005

chode

A penis which is wider than it is long (eg 3 inches by 1 inch)

James Tompson has a chode and he has a uniball (see uniball)

by UniBalz May 19, 2003

chode

A chode is a penis wider than it is long!

I like to give hand jobs to chodes!

by FUCKER May 20, 2003

To Chode

To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.

Its time to chode!!!!

by efaaaaaaa April 22, 2011

chodely

Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.

Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"

I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.

by ntitty January 15, 2008

choded

When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after

“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”

by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD June 11, 2018