Chinese chicken wrap

When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.

Enjoy your Chinese chicken wrap Tim. It was made with special secret chinese sauce.

by Devious B October 24, 2008

Chinese Blumpkin

Performing cunnilingus on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. Named after Red China.

"Sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night," said John, excitedly. "She asked me to give her a Chinese Blumpkin!

by GrossVocab99 February 5, 2010

Chinese Bonfire

When a large amount of fireworks are placed in a pile and lightly doused with a flammable substance, which is then set on fire. The pile of fireworks burns and blows up instead of being set off by the fuses.

Tim: Hey did you get any fireworks last weekend for the 4th of July?
John: Yeah, and we made that shit into a Chinese bonfire.

by BigPapaSmurf227 December 22, 2010

chinkanimal

any Chinese person living in China who has zero morals, zero maners and zero code of conduct. In other words close to 99.999999% of the male population of China. Usually male, but always recites the three brainwashed maxims - Taiwan is a renegeade province, China has never had a war of agression, and China has 5000 years of "culture".

Did you see that chinkanimal walking by with his man-purse under his arm and muttering about 5,000 years of Chinese history under his breath while he went to a hotel with a 14 year old girl while his 42 year old wife waited for him at home?

by Tell the truth Tony September 4, 2006

chinese shower

definition: when two or more guys are getting head or plain old jacking off they take turns elaculating on the girls body.

exampe: sara says if we come over we can give her a chinese shower.

by kid fry November 1, 2007

Chinese Hangover

That horrible feeling you have after you eat chinese food.

I have such a huge Chinese hangover, I ate way to much last night.

by Tom Cali February 19, 2007

fat chicks

What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."

"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"

by Meow! May 8, 2005