Cheffin

Way of life. It's frat stacking your beers or wearing costa del mars. It's getting baked and sitting on your couch all day long. It's knocking up a hot chick, just to make some skinny ass red head punk cry. It's getting wasted on the beaches of Sea Side Florida at 3 in the afternoon. It's taking your shirt off in a nice restaurant because you don't know where the hell you are. It's Spring Break 2010 and 2011 and 20etc. It's a chick with nice jugs rubbing your legs down with tanning lotion. It's some drunk guy telling you he's Captain Randy and that he is gunna show you one hell of a night. It's no shoes and no socks when it's below 60 degrees. It's frisbee golf after a nice pound of grass. Having BBQ in the front yard when its colder than a witches tit outside. It has nothing to do with the movie Juno. It is dank. It is a slurpee on a 4th of july.

Matthew McConaughey, John Lennon, Goonies on VHS

Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.

by Ryan Glascoe March 21, 2010

cheffery

A person who acts like a chef and thinks they are a chef.

A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.

A grown man who acts like a baby.

A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.

The cheffery dosen't know anything about ticket time.

Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.

If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.

I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.

I guess cheffery think's we like him.

To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.

Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.

by 4getaboudit October 12, 2010

cheffie

lord of the underworld, prince of darkness, pure evil... satan on a good day

Cheffie tore out my intestines and cooked them for the class.

by team anus November 11, 2003

Chefin

To be in the process of being a chef;cook or clean

The boys were chefin while cooking the steaks

by Josh Ayers and Zach Johnson December 20, 2008

Chefchauoen

Chefchauoen is a small city in Morocco whose chief economic activity is the production (and traffic) of Hash. The city is nestled on the side of a mountain, itself surrounded by roughly 200km of marijuana fields. Most of the hash sold in Europe, and indeed much of the world's supply, is manufactured here.

Chefchauoen is to Hash as Vancouver is to Marijuana.

by skvn June 14, 2008

Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

by D Flawless March 29, 2020

chefing

1. the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients to be eaten
2. cooking

Sarah is in the kitchen chefing it up for a dinner party tonight.

by LadyZ November 4, 2013