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Trolley Challenge

A trip made to Asda/Walmart where good times happen, food is purchased and the trolly challenge takes place. Objective is to dump as many random items in your mates trolley on the way round without him noticing. The result: your mate finding boxs of lady products next to his roast chicken at the checkout and having to ask the checkout assistant to put them back for him.
Dave: Why the fuck is there a pube comb next to my apples?
Mike: trolley challenge mate, but personally i'd be more worried about the giraffe under your cereal....
by Shittastic Plastic February 9, 2006
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The Captain's Challenge

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.
When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.
by Cgrave August 7, 2006
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The Octo Challenge

A challenge in which one must consume eight quarter pound burger patties and one slice of cheese contained in one bun which can only be lubricated by the following eight approved sauces:
1. Ketchup
2. Mustard
3. Relish
4. Horseradish
5. Thousand Islands Salad Dressing (Ranch can substitute)
6. Blue Cheese Salad Dressing
7. Milk (2% or greater)
8. Yoghurt (Fruity varieties accepted)
The Octo Burger must be consumed in eight minutes and must be held together (as one burger) at all times. Sauces may only be applied once the timer has started. It takes a true man to win this challenge.
R V H: "Did you see Pooga sneeze meat out his nose?"
M-Money: "That's The Octo Challenge for ya!"
by TheOctoKing August 9, 2008
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Age Challenge

To masterbate your age number of times in one twenty four hour period.
"Scott what's wrong? You're white as a ghost."
..."I just completed the age challenge"
"Jesus Christ, you're 42, you know that's not recommended for anyone over 21"
by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006
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most extreme elimination challenge

A funny show from Japan, but dubbed over with funny English comentary insluding the catch phrase "Right you are, Ken!", that is aired of Spike TV. Originally called "Takeshi's Castle", this Jackass-esque show consists of outrageous games in which poor Japanese, and the rare "white" man, compete to win. Nowadays, the title has been shortened to MXC.
Mary: "Hey! Did you see Most Extreme Elimination Challenge yesterday night?"
Tommy: "Yes, isn't it strange that a woman never wins on that show?"
Mary: "Those are women?"
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 6, 2004
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No challenge

A phrase used to describe that something was very easy to accomplish or with little to no effort to do.
Dude, i just fucked that blonde chick, no challenge.

I just got a high score in that game, no challenge.
by BeastMasion December 9, 2008
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horizontally challenged

A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.
Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.
by MrBlik October 30, 2009
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