Chancey

The name of every old man who exists. FACT!

Crimson: Hey Brad what's you're grandpa called?
Brad: Chancey, why did you ask?
Crimson: CHANCEY? Mine's called that as well.
Passer by: Did you guys just say your grandpa's are called Chancey? Becuase mine is too!
Passer by 2: Hey mine too!
Passey by 3: Yeah me three, mine grandpa is called Chancey!
Brad: Woah that's crazy, maybe ever old man is called Chancey?
Professor Logan: Hello boys and girls, yes every old man is called Chancey, I'm seventy four and guess what? My name's Vince.

by Antichris II February 10, 2007

chancibility

the chance/possibilty of something or nothing

dude 1: Oh. dude, bet I can score Cindy for a night stand
dude 2: Not even a chancibility
dude 1: what??.....
dude 2: Idiot.

by half eaten burgers March 20, 2010

Chanchburger

Fat/Obese/Disgusting women. Mainly highschool age.

OMG did you see that chanchburger eat that whole carton of mayonaise!!

by DragonSlayer17 May 24, 2010

Chanckin' yer Spam

Similar to "jerking your chain", this is phrase is used to say "just kidding". It is rooted in the common helpdesk response to "Check your spam (email box)" when an intended email did not reach it's destination. As if the recipient did not think of that...; Shortened version: jus' chanckin'

Maybe you should log off and reboot in safe mode....nah, just Chanckin' yer Spam. Your computer's fucked.

by Portal Guy February 27, 2011

Chanch

The art of blacking out. Getting too drunk that you fall asleep on fraternity bathroom floors, pee the bed while you're sleeping, fall backwards into a bush, glazed over eyes, chug water from a beer bottle, refuse to go home, get taken home from a social event as a senior, puke in a dunkin donuts bag, going where the frogs go, cook gourmet foods completely hammered and NAKED, and so much more.

"Yo I was so chanched last night!"

"Did you see Barbara? She was chanched as fuck last night?"

"Sorry mom I can't help you carry the groceries inside, I gotta go chanch."

by JANINEYPANTz May 11, 2014

Chaco Taco

Someone who is of both African and Mexican descent.

Tyrone Martinez, a chaco taco, is a local sports legend in both soccer and basketball.

by SpongeKnob July 24, 2016

Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.

Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!

by archyis September 24, 2009