Definitions by JANINEYPANTz
Chanch
The art of blacking out. Getting too drunk that you fall asleep on fraternity bathroom floors, pee the bed while you're sleeping, fall backwards into a bush, glazed over eyes, chug water from a beer bottle, refuse to go home, get taken home from a social event as a senior, puke in a dunkin donuts bag, going where the frogs go, cook gourmet foods completely hammered and NAKED, and so much more.
"Yo I was so chanched last night!"
"Did you see Barbara? She was chanched as fuck last night?"
"Sorry mom I can't help you carry the groceries inside, I gotta go chanch."
"Did you see Barbara? She was chanched as fuck last night?"
"Sorry mom I can't help you carry the groceries inside, I gotta go chanch."
Chanch by JANINEYPANTz May 11, 2014