Catch 182

A girl that is extremely smart and is difficult to date. She is almost untouchable and only interacts with you when you have something good to offer her (i.e. Money, Sex, Drugs).

Joe, that girl is a catch 182. You'll never get her unless you have something better than yourself to offer her.

by brosumi April 23, 2014

catch-and-release

1. A legal way for sadists to inflict pain and injury on a fragile defenseless living creature. How would YOU like it if someone offered you a morsel of food when you were hungry, only to gleefully drive a big ol’ BARBED SPIKE through your cheek as you trustingly bit down on said tasty tidbit, and THEN just clumsily yank out the torture-device and toss you back out on your ear without even bothering to bandage you up?!?!??? I would **never** do anything like this, nor can I see how there could possibly be any legitimate pleasure in it --- for mercy’s sakes! --- unless you’re planning on keeping da meat, LET DA POOR FISH ALONE TO SWIM IN PEACE! If you aren’t planning to sell your catch or fry it up for dinner, leave your fishin’ poles at home, fer cryin’ out loud!
2. What “bad boys” wish da cops would “do when they come for you”, rather than arresting the troublemakers after a lengthy pursuit.
3. What a selfish or ”shallow” person does whenever he “plays the field”.

I keep my friends “for life” --- if you treat me right, I will always “be there for you” (i.e., give you emotional support, come and pick you up if you get stranded somewhere, unclog your toilet and otherwise lend you a hand as needed, etc.). I never practice “catch-and-release”, even if things don’t work out romantically between us.

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

Catch 24

If there is an escape in a near death scenario, it will occur

Every James Bond Movie is a Catch 24

by Pavement Misuse November 19, 2017

catch a date

To get picked up by a "John" or a "Trick" in the form of prostitution

"Daddy told me I gotta catch a date and bring him all the money before I can come home"

by Remoir Wyntoir September 5, 2016

Catch and Release

As a man is finishing having sex, he cums into his hand and smacks the woman in the face with that hand.

After bringing a woman home from the bar, he did a catch and release.

by RickyBobby July 7, 2013

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.

Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.

by nicoleta paleta June 18, 2011