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could care less

When you don't care about something, so much so that you can't be bothered to lower your interest in the activity, as that would take more effort than you are willing to put forth.
John: I see you failed your math class?
Bob: Whatever. I could care less.
by boxboy23 November 24, 2006
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Short hair, do care

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.
Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.
by Urine My Prayers April 30, 2011
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long hair don't care

Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.
Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne

I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care

You can also see it like these,

long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care
by it ain't chabooty it chabeauty January 21, 2010
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Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.

This is a way of calling a person a retard.
A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".
by Duncan Maud January 14, 2007
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short hair don't care

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.
Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
by pangman October 3, 2018
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hah lol nobody cares

A phrase ex-besties keeps texting me.
Me: I AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW CALL AN AMBULANCE
Ex friend: hah lol nobody cares
Me: about you.
by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021
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By my heel, I care not

An overly formal and archaic way to tell someone you don't give a shit. Its modern translation could be "Who asked?" Quoted from Mercutio in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".
Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not
by TryhardSarv March 2, 2022
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