confessions bot

A popular Discord bot that allows users to hide behind anonymity and share their darkest secrets without anyone knowing who they are, unless they sell their soul and buy premium

User1: Hey have you checked out Confessions bot?
User2: No, what does it do?
User1: Allows people to make rude posts anonymously unless you buy premium!!

by randomubeditor June 17, 2024

Concussion humor

When someone or a group of people make the same exact joke regularly and out of its context and still think its funny everytime

You know someone who has concussion humor

by ArchonGrid March 13, 2026

Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025

Conclusions

No it's not just questions and the question tend to allude to what I believe may be the case.

Hym "No that's you trying to relegate me to an ancillary role as though I am the questioner and you are the answerer and that I don't derive any conclusions regarding what I'm talking about. For example, 'You would need a massive data set'. That isn't a question to which you fucking figured out the answer. You were like 'Oh yeah that's probably right that is like NEW and NECESSARY information for me'. There are affirmative claims in there beyond just questions. And no Megyn. YOU WILL ABIDE THE CONTRACT! And speaking of heaven, I'm going to look like SANTA-FUCKING-CLAUSE in that bitch cus I am gonna have me a burlap sack filled will 8 billion souls and don't worry I will harness your souls in a way that doesn't consume them (as that is ine of my core criticisms of God i.e. that it eat use) and I doubt you will be morally culpable as you are essentially like a magic princess in a net. So, nah. You are just making shit up because it's blasphemy. You let your thing go. I do not have to do anything. You want to gamble your immortal soul back? We'll do the firing squad with the tech dorks. A billion souls to a bucket of dogshit."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

dirty confession

A anonymos Confession about anything disty or sexual u have done in you life

i have a dirty confession to make... iIhad sex when i was 12 years old.

by sumsar691337 January 1, 2017

Cultural Conclusion

Forming a general conclusion about a specific culture.

Man 1: "Everything made in China is crappy quality..."

Man 2: "Hey , don't be making any cultural conclusions."

by Maddog7751 June 21, 2016

welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.

Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.

by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017