cheronica

the ship name for cheryl blossom and veronica lodge (riverdale). an otp.

friend: who’s your riverdale otp?
me: cheronica. a slowburn endgame i deserve.

by cheronicasendgame September 16, 2018

Cronic

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

Chronically Online

An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:

-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.

-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.

-Spend very little time offline.

“My friend Jamie is very chronically online, and needs to touch grass”

by MintyTown July 31, 2022

chronicized

to make chronic, addictive, serious.

" I've chronicized my Bioshock habbit."
" all they need is a multiplayer, perhaps Bioshock 2?"

by Prophint December 9, 2007

Chronium

A local term for a blowjob, originating in the Lebanon, Pennsylvania region

Person 1: Did you hear about Dave and Julie last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, Dave received mad chronium. I'm honestly kinda jealous.

by PresidentFunk March 28, 2022

chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.

A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”

by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021

chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

by ffhk1 May 29, 2004