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Brad

A person who is gay and no one likes. He thinks he is cool but everyone hates him. Gets beat up by everyone and is the weakest person ever.
You are so Brad.
by alluaakbar December 22, 2017
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Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.
by Vajeebi February 27, 2016
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Brad

Don’t let him near your schools or kids
Holy shit a brad. “We got a code red, lock down the school”
by Waltuh_man February 21, 2023
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Brad Taylor

A bald woodworking teacher who is sexy wexy
“Brad Taylor is so sexy wexy
by Bradtaytayfanpage January 30, 2023
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Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK
by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020
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BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly
That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD
by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022
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