blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

Blubbyupski

The act of squeezing the back of someone's leg, specifically the gracilis and biceps femoris muscles, and squeezing firmly. When carried out properly, the target (victim) will typically collapse with a scream and violently convulse to escape the grasp.

I was sitting at the dinner table, minding my own business, when all of a sudden my brother gave me blubbyupski.

by the craic was 90 August 12, 2025

Blorbus

An extremely attractive woman with a big girl penis.

“Did you see her girl penis? what a blorbus.”

by Girl_Penis August 17, 2025

Blub rat

A compliance officer who goes at the club

Nancy was an absolute blub rat at the club last night. I had to put down my manual on extension cords just to take in the madness.

by Mel123456789 August 27, 2025

Blubberärger

The rage you feel when liquid refuses to pour smoothly and instead comes out in choking spurts, splashes, or not at all (caused by air fighting to get in as liquid tries to get out). Formed from the German Blubbern “to gurgle, bubble” plus Ärger “annoyance, anger.”

I went to water the Christmas tree, Blubberärger hit, and suddenly it looked like the cat pissed all over the presents.

by Elvira Pepper September 21, 2025

blorbomaxxing

blorbo - a character that occupies one’s mind to an obsessive degree (often from a piece of media, but can also be applied to OCs)

maxxing - derived from “maximizing”, referring to pushing something to its full potential

Combined, blorbomaxxing refers to the act of taking one’s beloved character(s) and repeatedly doing various activities to indulge one’s enjoyment of them.
Such activities include (but are not limited to) art, mood-boards, discussions, and memes.

Feeling eepy, but I can’t stop blorbomaxxing; I need someone to put me down.

by Pufferfish Eater October 23, 2025

Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!

Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that

by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025