1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku September 8, 2007
Get the Blue Mondaymug. A state of confusion, absent mindedness, and deep thought, usually brought about by a profound experience or idea, often by a near death experience. Can last from a couple of hours to a couple of weeks.
1. Survivng a car crash threw me into a blue funk.
2. Whats up with davo, he's not talkin'? He's been in a blue funk since his mate got shot.
2. Whats up with davo, he's not talkin'? He's been in a blue funk since his mate got shot.
by El_Diqo August 7, 2005
Get the blue funkmug. What in the blue fuck is this?
by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005
Get the Blue fuckmug. by joshxx March 27, 2007
Get the perfect bluemug. To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.
by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007
Get the red or bluemug. Damn, the creepy porn lawyer says Kavanaugh is a gang rapist but now the lawyer is going to prison. Blue anon is so hypercrictical.
by BDONK March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anonmug. by shortyshitstain November 5, 2009
Get the blue ninjamug.