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pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok August 15, 2012
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Gaper's Block

People that slow down when they see an accident in the road just to see what's going on often causing the people behind them to blare their horn at them to move on down the road!

Happens a lot of times on the Interstates and the speed limit is 60-70wpm!
Everytime we head up to Interstate 40 there is a accident on our side of the road and a Gaper's Block is sure to be seen!
by Gamecocklady October 30, 2013
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Tripping blocks

Similar to tripping balls. This is when a person get's really high then begins to play Minecraft.
Person 1: "Hey, man what did you do last night?"

Person 2: "Dude I got super stoned and started playing Minecraft. I was tripping blocks man."

Person 1: "That's sweet man!"
by sgbam42 March 16, 2012
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Corpus Block

A measure of health in the game MADNESS: Project Nexus.

In-game, a Corpus can be damaged until it is empty, which then it is vurnurable to be broken if it is hit again. If you aren't hit for a period of time, your Corpus will regenerate; This can be sped up by dealing damage. Broken Corpus are lost until you can reach a medkit or a certain point. Losing all of your Corpus will usually result in being incapacitated.

Most adequate people can get up to three, but on average two is more likely, and for the especially frail people, one. It can also be viewed as a direct measurement of your ability to get up after sustaining a lot of injury. Additional Corpus blocks past five can be achieved by wearing stronger armor, or simply getting a lot stronger*

Can also be shortened to just "Corpus"

*Maxing out at Four
Sanford: Crap, I lost a Corpus Block back there.

Deimos: Hey, that's why we have three! I'll tell you if we see any medkits around.
by T.L-Hank June 18, 2023
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Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
by derek the doctor December 24, 2009
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Browser Block

You have an open browser and plenty of time to browse whatever your heart desires, but there is nothing you can think of that you want to search.
I had a caramel macchiato at my side and the world at my fingertips, but nothing came. I realized that browser block had set in as I stared at my blank display.
by jojimurph October 1, 2010
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gawk blocked

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck
Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.
by ARandomMan January 27, 2014
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