tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 14, 2004

dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

better red than dead

It is a play on words of "better dead than red" so it means that you would rather be a communist then to die as a non-communist.

Man, its better red than dead if it means i wont get my head blown off

by Emmsy724 December 30, 2009

Better than you cunt

A beautiful woman who rejects all men for the least little cause. too young or old, poor, not cool enough, wrong color of hair, ect. unless they are the star quarter back, movie star , music star or millionaire, ect. They are often cheerleaders, appear in beauty pagents ect.

I hate that becky she's a better than you cunt.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009

fuck on, you get better results

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.

Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

by Optimist with experience November 26, 2007

You think you're better than me?!

The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".

Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.

Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!

-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...

by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010