beaverball

same as fastpitch softball

a sport played and coached, almost exclusively by lesbians

generally understood to refer to softball when talking about an unusually unattractive "female" who plays softball

A: "What is that thing wearing the flanel?"
B: "Oh, that is Terry, she plays beaverball"
A: "Looks like a catcher"
B: "Sigh, yea a catcher"
A: "Brutal stuff"

by heteroharry May 17, 2011

Beaver Falls

The one city in Beaver County where white people our the minority, and named after big hairy beavers committing suicide.

That dude is from Beaver Falls.

by §aint June 19, 2008

Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016

Beaver Bash

A Beaver Bash is the antonym of a Sausage Fest. It’s a party where the majority of the party goers are female and thus there are a lot of beavers.

Eddy – “Saturday my girlfriend is throwing a party with all her female friends.”
Tom – “Sweet! It’s a beaver bash!”

by T.A! May 24, 2006

Sneaky Beaver

A term used by MLG announcer Chris Puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve assassinations.

... here goes Tsquared going sneaky beaver

by Ghero1014 April 21, 2010

BEANED

The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans.

This phrase derives from beaner.

FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female.

-Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face-

America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.

by Big Titties Ivanka Trump June 17, 2018

beaver tails

When a womans tits are very flat and look like they've been sucked dry

That chick has an awful set of beaver tails on her.

by A-C-L April 14, 2004