Dickless Bastard
Dickless Bastard by yanks1194 June 5, 2009
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ass bastard
The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
ass bastard by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008
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Spherical Bastard
Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.
Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.
Syntax: Spherical cuss-word
History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.
Syntax: Spherical cuss-word
History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
Spherical Bastard by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009
Fat Bastard
A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.
Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.
Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.
Fat Bastard by bosm January 28, 2009
rich bastard
Another word for The College Board
Those rich bastards running The College Board make me pay to take a test that I'm going to fail anyways.
rich bastard by Gape Newell November 24, 2015
Handsome Bastard
An ikemen in a hentai that is alpha, naughty, sexy, muscular, and most importantly, HORNY AS FUCK. The equivalent of the bad boy every girl wants to screw. He has a voice as hot as Levi and some mad fingering skills.
Girl 1: I'm so sick of seeing ugly bastards, dumb virgins with milfs, and beta losers in a harem
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!
Handsome Bastard by wanglinkai February 10, 2021
sheep shagging bastard
Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans
Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.
Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.
sheep shagging bastard by the non don May 2, 2008