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scraping the bottom of the barrel 

1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.
Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.

Spicy Wheel Barrel 

A sexual act where a male tells his partner he is going to thrust his penis into his partners anus. While his partner is lying face down on the floor he grabs both legs of his partner, straps on a condom, and pours tabasco sauce all over it, then proceeds to stick it into his partners ass. He then holds his partners legs while his partner wheel barrel walks all over the house in agony.
I gave your sister a spicy wheel barrel and she squealed.
Take the best person in the world and divide him by two, then multiply him by four. That's Barrett. Barrett is the kind of guy that would buy a toaster for a homeless guy to use as a part of an insurrection against communist government for the greater good of all mankind nine times before breakfast. He also is irresistible to females, and it is rumored the Zodiac Killer was trying to kill every girl that wanted Barrett, because he was jealous that he couldn't have him because Barrett is not interested in males.
ZODIAC:Hot damn Barrett, I want you so bad.
BARRETT:Sorry Zodiac Killer, I'm straight.

ELECTRICITY BEAR:ELECTRICITY BEAR WANT BARRETT!
BARRETT: Damn Electricity Bear, what do you think this is, Washington D.C.?

M82 Barret Light Fifty .50 

A precision, semi-automatic rifle chambered in .50 BMG. .50 BMG, being the same caliber used in Browning anti-armor and anti-aircraft machine guns since World War I.

Primarily used for anti-armor or "anti-matierial" operations. Capable of stopping many small armored vehicles, it serves its purpose well. Its effective range is over a mile. Although impractical, it can be used as an anti-personnel weapon. For sniping "soft" targets, a lighter weapon like a 7.62mm rifle would be preferrable.
There's an artillery emplacement on a ridge about a mile North of here. Someone get me an M82.
The plastic blonde bimbo that captures the hearts of many young girls. She can get her way with anything. She appearently has the greatest boyfriend on earth, the greatest sisters, a new car every week, a new house, including a pool, every month, and even her very own mermaid clone. ect...
I want to be just like Barbie! That bitch has everything!
barbie by Timbolicious January 18, 2008

barbie-the-Barbie 

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
barbie-the-Barbie by Astrapto September 10, 2011