Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024

Golden Baboon

An metaphor words from African People travelling to Europe, Asia and Australia, and It was Popularized for Generation Beta Dictionary and yet metaphor word for African People immigrant to Ancient Mediterranean Nations like Ancient Greeks and Roman empire but even traveled to asia and Australia to contact Friendly ethnic groups from the past history.

There's yours a golden Baboon Statue found in Australia

by Kostya The Wordmaker December 20, 2024

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

fruity urban baboon

fair aftican booty scratchers

dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you

by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Playing the Babongos

Is a term used in Fortnite for players that are W-Keying full squads for no reason when all their squad mates are dead and they’re supposed to be bringing them back at a Reboot Van.

Bro is playing the Babongos again, might as well just quit out now and go back to Sea of Thieves.

by pumkinPatchPETE June 1, 2024